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Shawkwall 

Originally coined in Ottawa, A shawkwall is a mix between a shawg and a kawal. To be used after a cruel trick is played.
Cameron : Hey guys! i just totally kicked Emilio in the nuts!
Ash : Shawkwall

Cameron : Wow, did you guys see how Aleks stood up his girlfriend yesterday?
Mohamed : What a Shawkwall!
Shawkwall by 613canada February 9, 2010
Words you can keep
The 5th king of ancient Persia. A handsome muslim charismatic leader who lead his people to multiple victories.
Sam: Alexander the son of Philip was the greatest king of all time.

Tom: No homie! Shawall was the grastest king of all time!
Shawall by McTyson23 September 23, 2012
A rather kind hearted, diligent teacher located in the depths of the tropics yet is unable to consume the milk of our cows. He is a father figure to most, and a literal father to some, but dedicated to the success of all children. They say he is a myth; a legend, for his brilliance shines ones upon all he encounters. He is, the Shawwal.
“How did you pass exams?”
“I met the Shawwal”

shawkward 

an event that is both surprising and uncomfortable simultaneously
I ran into my ex-girlfriend and her family yesterday while I was with my new girlfriend; it was shawkward.
shawkward by Michael Mervin September 12, 2009

Shakaller 

In 1998, white people went crazy, when Puff Daddy released his hit single "it's all about the Benjamins" A common misunderstanding amongst suburban white folk was that in the lyric "Now... what y'all wanna do?

Wanna be ballers? Shot-callers?

Brawlers -- who be dippin in the Benz wit the spoilers."
Puff Daddy was using a hip new urban term "Shakallers" when in actual fact he was just saying shot callers.

In upper middle class white communities hipsters would fight amongst each other to decide who was the bigger baller/shakaller. Soon enough the word became viral and now can be found used in just every high school kid's myspace profile that was created in the late 90's.
see shot caller

"Richard thinks he is a Baller/shakaller, wait till he sees my new gameboy advance. He will soon be sorry for not showing me his new collection of hockey slammers."
Shakaller by nostalghia March 25, 2010

shawkward 

(Adj.) The awkwardness that arises when two people know they were consecutively pooping in adjacent stalls, and they avoid talking to one another when they proceed to wash their hands.
Guy 1: Dude, I took a massive dump today, and some guy was next to me. We both finished at the same time and washed out hands in silence.

Guy 2: Shawkward!
shawkward by SHS person December 16, 2009

shawkward 

shy and awkward mixed together.
Girl 1: "Come on! He totally likes you!"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I don't see it...he's so shawkward."
shawkward by nutshack August 20, 2012
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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