Shave the Whales

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.

Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales

by Wize.Online August 10, 2008

shave the whales

My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding

Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales

by Colte the Pirate January 5, 2007

Save the Whales Syndrome

The belief that your niche cause is of such vital importance to everyone in the world that it’s your mission to force it on as many people as possible.

Ya, I know, just another case of “Save the Whales Syndrome”.

by johnp May 2, 2014

Save the Whales

A general expression to summarize all environmentalist aims. It is usually used mockingly, cynically, or sarcastically.

Person 1: I'm going to Mexico to help plant trees.

Person 2: (rolling eyes) Ya, Save the Whales.

by LetsGoSavetheWhales July 6, 2008

save the whales

The most random thing to say during a conversation.

"And then he said that my butt was big, so I said to shove it."
"You go girl save the whales!

by Zach G. November 28, 2003

save the whales

But shoot the seals.

by Cheech and Chong July 30, 2003

save the whales

Screw the whales! If they can't adapt to changes in their environment, they might as well just die out.

If you say "Save the Whales!" I'll say "Survival of the Fittest!"

by Captain Pollution July 19, 2003