A nickname used for a female with the name Shasta. Usually a really hot female with a large chest. Known throughout Canada, and the US
"Damn, Shaster is a total babe!"
by Babii-Girl* December 21, 2008
Get the Shaster mug.1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.
2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.
3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.
2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.
3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.
by TheGayAccount June 20, 2020
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Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.
"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."
or
"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
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"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
by Nelson76 July 1, 2005
Get the Midget Shaster mug.the act of placing a turkey baster in one's anus and farting into in, capturing the fart, and then shooting the fart in someone else's nostrils. It is a combination of the words shit and Baster.
by Jorge shastermaster February 18, 2008
Get the the shaster mug.Refers to a resin compound that is refined using shitty pipe or bong residues, combining the words Shatter and After, it's defined as Shafter also because you are basically shafting the rules of comprehension, science, possibility, by recycling often rinsed/lossed cannabis material that accumulates in smoking equipment. Shafter is cristallised and isolated through a simple process, to a resin that is still very, very potent and rich in cannabinoids.
I don't use glass cleaning liquid with my pipe, I take that dark shitty residue and flip it in Shafter
by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019
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1. To redeem one's self.
2. To achieve great unexpected success in a critical moment of a competition.
1. To redeem one's self.
2. To achieve great unexpected success in a critical moment of a competition.
The 2018 U.S. Olympic Curling Team was nearly eliminated from the tournament, but they fought back and shustered themselves to a Gold Medal.
by Ralph Cox 80 February 25, 2018
Get the Shuster mug.An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.
Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!
by freedom boy June 16, 2009
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