Shassey 

Is the projectile of male ejaculate into a freezer whilst having the door close immediately, forming a spindle of human spermatozoa from the freezer roof in a stalactite like fashion. The frozen accumulation is then retrieved and inserted back into the penal canal, constituting the act of a shassey.

to shassey- ejaculating into a freezer and slamming the door so the semen can harden into a chrysalis composition, and then having it been wedged in between the foreskin and corpus afterwards.

Shassey by Lincoln Banes July 14, 2010

SHASSED

The ultimate level of being ASSED. This just means your level of intoxication is indescribable. The only way you can describe it is by saying that you're SHASSED. Its actually considered a higher level of intoxication than the legendary and respected "Tucker Max Drunk" and ASSED combined. Not many people can get SHASSED and come out of it fully alive and functional the next day. There really is no cumparison. Ill leave it at that.

The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. It came after the word ASSED was created, when one of the students used simple math and a little bravado to come up with the equation
SHITTED+ASSED=SHASSED. After a couple of sessions of Rumplestiltskinning (check definition by deggerkegger), the word SHASSED was officially created.
The word spread like an STI to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.

"WARNING: DO NOT GET SHASSED AND GO OUT IN THE SNOWY WOODS ALONE AT NIGHT. IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS" <--of course, this definition has no meaning to someone who's SHASSED and they probably would do it anyway

"Hey bro, how SHASSED did that guy get when he got slapped in "How Can She Slap?""
"DUDE, HE WAS SHASSED OUT THE ASS!"

"Hey brohaminskeeter, is Reh Dogg SHASSED wen he makes his videos?"
"DUDE, HE IS ABSOLUTELY SHASSED IN THE TIT!"

"I JUST RUMPLESTILTSKINNED A 30 RACK OF KEYSTELOPE BY MYSELF AND NOW IM SHASSED!"

SHASSED by SASsed January 18, 2010

Shassy 

The name fans have given to the not-so-canon gay relationship between Carlton Lassiter and Shawn Spencer from the USA show Psych.

Fangirl A: OMG did you see the latest episode of Psych?!

Fangirl B: I know! There was so much Shassy subtext!

Shassy by bellamai March 21, 2009

Shaskey 

Some outrageous motherfecker always down for a good time...On the piss etc... on the lazy...

Some times referred to as the Bidniss man... Sellin his crack. Pimpin them hoes... On the chop chop making a boil up...

Tyson: Hey, who's that shady mother fecker all up in his bidniss clothes...

Gerry: Oh not much thats just Shaskey doing his thang...

Tyson & Gerry: Shaskey! Shaskey! Shaskey!

Shaskey by Shaskanation X August 14, 2007

Shassty 

A mixture between "shiesty" and "ass." Used when someone is being such an asshole and acting so shady that their behavior can only be described as shassty.

That bitch was acting shassty as hell the other day!

Shassty by Sairahh Shepparde December 19, 2010

Shamseyah 

the most beautiful one has seen in his/her lifetime... her smile is a charm and her persentes is a gift.

Damn who's that girl over there coz she is a Shamseyah

Shamseyah by Hijackerina June 28, 2011

swassey 

When you have a one wiper that does a sneak assault on you and later on gives you the feeling that you didn't wipe good enough

I had a one wiper earlier... later on it made me feel swassey

swassey by Deuce33 February 15, 2018