Shartsplosion 

An explosive, sometimes volcanic, eruption of shit-farts from the anus.

Man: Doctor, is it bad?

Doctor: Huh? Sorry, I was too busy thinking about my best friend Gary's shartsplosion at my buck's night in 2003. God, those were good times... and yes, I'm afraid it's bad.

Shartsplosion by J. Bodanac March 24, 2011

Shitsplosion 

Explosive diarrhea that comes out of no where.

A long night of fun planned was suddenly ruined when my boyfriend had a Shitsplosion walking to the game.

Shitsplosion by Mcubed January 13, 2009

serbian shitsplosion 

A Serbian shitsplosion is when a person takes a shit and shoves it up a hand dryer. The result of this is the next person to use the hand dryer will have their hands covered in an explosion of shit.

I loaded a turd in the hand dryer at that Taco Bell, the next person will be surprised by my Serbian shitsplosion.

serbian shitsplosion by Quesoamericano October 21, 2013

shitsplosion 

1. An explosion of shit.
2. Whatever event has the aftermath that gives one the impression that shit exploded.

Don't go in the third stall to the right - someone had a shitsplosion in there.

shitsplosion by Phlegatu February 6, 2004

Shitsplosion 

The result of someone shitting so violently and uncontrollably that shit ends up EVERYWHERE, including the walls and (possibly) the ceiling of the restroom. Therefore, the aftermath resembles an explosion of shit.

Guy #1: I just went into the bathroom and it looks like there was a shitsplosion in there earlier!

Guy #2: My bad...I ate Taco Bell for lunch...

Guy #1: That's nasty bro!

Shitsplosion by KingBrandonA August 28, 2014

shitsplosion 

The sudden, urgent, uncontrollable release of an enormous amount of shit, most frequently diarrhea. It is much worse and more violent than a shart. It can make you:
1. shit your pants.
2. doo doo on the floor.
3. dookie on any surface under or near you.
4. clog the shitter something awful!

It can also indicate: mass chaos; a conglomeration of fuckitude; a situation fucked up beyond all recognition, aka FUBAR; a Mongolian Cluster Fuck; when all fucking hell breaks loose.

I ate lamb curry last night and, an hour later, I had a shitsplosion so bad, I had to put my panties in my purse and haul ass from the restaurant.

Pam told everyone at the office she was screwing Tammy's boyfriend. When Tammy found out, there was a shitsplosion of apocalyptic proportion involving Pam stapling Tammy's ear to the floor, then yanking out her navel ring AND her weave!

That thirteen-car pile-up caused a hell of a shitsplosion on I-95 at rush hour yesterday.

My mom found my weed in my panty drawer, so there was a complete and utter shitsplosion at my house last night when she told my dad.

shitsplosion by budsbabe January 2, 2008

Nuclear Shitsplosion 

When you swallow a quarter and it acts as a manhole cover for your anus. Then after a few days it releases unexpectedly in your pants, sighing with release but then realizing you did it in class.

I was at the arcade and someone threw a quarter and it went down my throat. The next three days I was afraid to bend over because I was going to have a nuclear shitsplosion.

Nuclear Shitsplosion by Theepicboss2 January 31, 2017