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shamplosion 

Occurs when a shampoo, conditioner or soap bottle explodes in one's suitcase, spewing the contents of the bottle all over the contents of the remainder of the suitcase.
"Why does your suitcase smell like Pert Plus?"
"Aauugh! Shamplosion!!"
shamplosion by Charlotte V May 12, 2007

Shitplosion 

The event of uber mass destruction of the anus and anything within a radius of an atom bomb, usually results in a burning epic shitstorm of pain in the anus of doom including a shit clump the size of a small van. smells like a dirty Mexican that rolled in vomit, dead fetuses, chuck norris splooge, and cow vagina ooze, on fire.

This is the shit that killed Elvis.
OH MY FUCKING GOD WE JUST ENDED THE IRAQI WAR DUE TO A MASSIVE SHITPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Shitplosion by The SHiT GURU December 12, 2010

Sharksplosion 

/noun/ {shahrk-sploh-zhuh n} A rapid increase in volume in an area pertaining to the release of sharks in an extreme manner.
"Look over there at that sharksplosion."
Sharksplosion by Sharksplosion December 4, 2012

Shartsplosion 

An explosive, sometimes volcanic, eruption of shit-farts from the anus.
Man: Doctor, is it bad?

Doctor: Huh? Sorry, I was too busy thinking about my best friend Gary's shartsplosion at my buck's night in 2003. God, those were good times... and yes, I'm afraid it's bad.
Shartsplosion by J. Bodanac March 24, 2011

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026