Shartcuterie
A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.
Shartcuterie by Pwoggg March 14, 2021
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Shartcuterie
A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.
Shartcuterie by Pwoggg March 14, 2021
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Shartcuterie board
Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
Shartcuterie board by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024
sharkcuterie
What a person is called when drifting at sea on a price of driftwood, and then is attacked and eaten by a shark
Shark 1- The titanic has sank, look at all the rich people to eat!
Shark 2- look, up there, sharkcuterie!
Shark 1- why is he just hanging of the door climb up there idiot
Shark 2- I don't want to eat him anymore he lowkey a simp no cap
Shark 2- look, up there, sharkcuterie!
Shark 1- why is he just hanging of the door climb up there idiot
Shark 2- I don't want to eat him anymore he lowkey a simp no cap
sharkcuterie by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023
Shapecuterie
When you have no lunch at work, but there’s a selection of complimentary snacks available from the kitchen of Arnott’s shapes, you can arrange these Aussie savoury biscuit snacks on a plate, in a decorative manner and enjoy an elegant appetiser of pizza shapes, chicken crimpy and bbq shapes. You can even kid yourself that it’s a balanced meal. The fancy name for this casual snack / selection of small bites is Shapecuterie Board.
Jodie – Hey Katina do you have any lunch today?
Katina – No Jodie and I have to work through my lunch break.
Jodie – Leave it with me, I’ll whip up a Shapecuterie for us to enjoy from the work kitchen
Katina – No Jodie and I have to work through my lunch break.
Jodie – Leave it with me, I’ll whip up a Shapecuterie for us to enjoy from the work kitchen
Shapecuterie by J- rowl May 9, 2024
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