sharktophobia

The fear of being eaten alive by a herd of sharks.

"Jimmy has Sharktophobia."

sharktophobia by Shelbo December 25, 2007

Shartaphobia 

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

Shartaphobia by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

shaftophobia 

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

shaftophobia by Spankter April 15, 2005

shatophobia 

The fear of shitting in a public restroom or anywhere besides ones home.

My sister refuses to shit in public. She has shatophobia.

shatophobia by Gondor Brown January 10, 2008

shartophobia 

The fear or sharting oneself.

Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

shartophobia by B-Sizzzzle January 13, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022