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Shartaphobia 

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants
I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

shaftophobia 

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.
Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.
shaftophobia by Spankter April 15, 2005

shatophobia 

The fear of shitting in a public restroom or anywhere besides ones home.
My sister refuses to shit in public. She has shatophobia.
shatophobia by Gondor Brown January 10, 2008

shartophobia 

The fear or sharting oneself.
Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.
shartophobia by B-Sizzzzle January 13, 2009
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026