Shardmander Share definition Flag A systematic way of saying you crapped your pants, but it hurt like it was on fire. Such as the Pokemon charmander Today in social studies I had a total Shardmander and it hurt like hell. Shardmander by That_-One_-Guy December 2, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Shardmander mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch