Shappee

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Ms.shappee can I discuss my grade please?

Shappee by Shappee April 8, 2019

Shapple 

Shapple (shit+apple) is a term used when one needs to refer to apple infused poop.

This typically happens when a pet, usually a dog eats too many apples and then takes a big dump. Then when you pick those treats up like a good pet guardian, sometimes you'll notice there's more apple than poop present.

Now, if your pet already has a tendency to eat poop, then one of these apple laced ones could be a real treat. Be prepared as you may find yourself in competition with the pet when you're trying to do your part cleaning things up.

Further, with shapples around, you may have a difficult time getting the pet back inside the house after a late night potty session as they may be hunting for forgotten shapples.

Dog goes out for a late night potty session and doesn't come right back in, but when she does, she's licking her chops.

It's five hours past dinner time, what could she have been eating? Shapples!

also see:
hot shapple pie
shapplerone

Shapple by podulator November 10, 2010

shappetite 

The urge to imminently release one's bowels.
When desire to shite is so intense it can be likened to the feeling of hunger.

"I ran into a McDonald's toilet to buss a fat shit but some tramp had just projectile vommed everywhere so I totally lost my shappetite"

shappetite by tom.r.99 May 20, 2017

Shappley 

(AKA a Shapp) Another term for shafta. Popular in international schools in Saudi. Slang for a pod system such as a juul, myle, or a suorin edge.

Senior : *walks into science bathroom*

Senior : Yo! Can anyone aziz a shapp?

Junior : Bro my pod’s empty.
Senior : Bro fuck you jeeb shappley.

Shappley by Jeeb Shappley Inc. August 22, 2019

shappens 

combination of shit happens

most commonly used with B-UNIT members

Erika: we're so gonna get run over one day
Daniela: shappens

shappens by Nigga fro November 29, 2006

shampee 

what shampoo becomes after you urinate in someone else's bottle. make sure not to tell them.

i sneaked into my neighbor's house and made some shampee.

shampee by mama March 23, 2004

shampee 

when you shampoo turns mouldy

person 1" omg theres green stuff in my shampoo"

mum"ewwww that's a shampee THROW IT OUTTTT NOOWWWWWWW"

shampee by genius plenius definitionius June 19, 2018