Shanky Wanky

The secret, dangerous, fifth teletubby. He's Tinky Winky's cousin. He'll cut you.

Ill pull a Shanky Wanky on you!

by CrankyCripple July 23, 2010

Shanky wanky

When you wank with a knife in your hand.
The best and worst feeling at the same time.

‘Hey you free tonight’
‘Sorry no, I’m feeling like a shanky wanky

by Demon weeb June 26, 2018

stanky wanky

when you got a stanky wanky because you ain’t wash yo dicc in a long time

Boys mom- Boy your wanky is stanky
Boy- I know I have stanky wanky

by BJBoi42069 July 12, 2019

skanky wanky

when a guy hangs his head off the end of a couch and she rubs her ass in his face

yo i got a skanky wanky from amanda last nite

by will dearborn August 30, 2007

Stanky wanky

The Stanky wank wank stank

Stanky wanky, Hanky banky, stanky stank bank wank tank.

by Bunga unga, unga bunga March 4, 2019

Stanky Wanky

A putrid smelling wank.

Person 1: Stay out of Kyles room man.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because he just chucked a stanky wanky.

by Joel Archbold September 24, 2020

Spanky Wanky

When you ejaculate on your partners bum cheek and then slap it as hard as possible to watch it fly everywhere.

Do you want to come upstairs for a Spanky Wanky. I hope it gets messy!

by Davo375932 February 2, 2021