Shanky Panky

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The act of stabbing a woman in her vagina with a sharpened object, such as a toothbrush

Man 1: "Yo, I gave Becky the shanky panky last night."
Man 2: "What did you use?"
Man 1: "Your toothbrush."
Man 2: "I hate you."

Shanky Panky by Eat_my_dick_asaurus December 15, 2017

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Shanky Panky

The act of stabbing someone after having bad sex.

I gave her the ol’ Shanky Panky, after she gave me that wallered out stanky.

Shanky Panky by Tylerbarker870 May 1, 2024

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Sanky Panky

Male sex worker from the Caribbean. He solicits on beaches and bars.

also: Sanky

Wanda went on vacation to the Dominican Republic and met a Sanky Panky that made her have the time of her life.

Sanky Panky by eitigere July 23, 2010

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STANKY PANKY

condition that exists when an individual is wiping his/her ass and the index finger crashes through the toilet paper, usually on purpose.

i was chasing space angel around the other night and she wouldn't give it up. i ended up going to sartori's, taking a dump and getting a stanky panky.

STANKY PANKY by charmin boy July 30, 2009

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Stanky Panky

One that uses his or her fingers on a female virgina for sexual pleasure after pulling the fingers out they have a smell. (hance the term Stanky Panky)

Jamarlo received a Stanky Panky from the girl next door.

Stanky Panky by funky bunch February 15, 2008

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Spanky Panky

The casually aggressive form of intimacy, sometimes practiced in public, between two people that enjoy rough sexual play. Including but not limited to slapping, grabbing, hair pulling and spanking. From the Latin phrase "Hankus Pankus" which means hand job wrestling. Related term: Hanky Panky.

"My girlfriend and I were taking part in some spanky panky behind the baseball diamond after school."
"Take it down a notch kids, I can hear your spanky panky from downstairs. "
"If we keep going with this spanky panky, your going to have to beat me up and sit on my face."

Spanky Panky by Jeffy Douglass March 21, 2017

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Sanky Panky

Someone who enjoys rough intercourse, overdoses on E pills, can not consume vodka, or even all of the above!

I'd totally describe Jess Sanko as a "Sanky Panky".

Sanky Panky by Shark. January 16, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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