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Shank it 

Shaking hands by bumping each other’s thumbs and index fingers against each other as in a side stabbing or”shanking” motion two or three times.
Damn you really got him good... that’s rightshank it”homie
Shank it by Abeanernamedbean May 10, 2019
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spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.
When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.
spank-it-ass by The Pillager November 5, 2005

spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen
Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.

spank it 

To masturbate.

Present: spankin' it
Past: spanked it. "Spunked it" works, too.
Harrison: What'd you do today?
Elizabeth: Wrote an exam, went to work. I'mma go home now and spank it.
spank it by SPee[d] January 3, 2008

Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.
I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.
Spank-it Blanket by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017

skank it up 

what u do at an awsome ska concert
ska kid1-"u ready for the concert"
ska kid2-"are u kidding me i am gonna skank it up tonight"
skank it up by .Ninja// May 8, 2006

Shark it 

A paranoid induced reaction(normally caused by the intake of the marijuana weed) that causes you to roam throughout a group of people.
Then dudes parents showed up! I had to shark it into the kitchen.
Shark it by chuck prince January 30, 2008
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