Shame-Poo

A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.

Wife: Did you get my shampoo?

Husband: Yes I did

Wife: okay i will wash my hair now

*5 minutes later*

Husband: Are you done?

Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!

Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬

Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡

by Princess Karen September 13, 2021

sham-poo

when you give someone a swirley in a poo filled toliet

"I'm so mad at Roy for not plunging the toliet, I'm gona give him a sham-poo."

by 4 Points November 16, 2009

Sham-póó

The act of wiping one's ass with the hair of the recipient of an awkward chocolate.

Being the respectable, clean individual that I am, I had to sham-póó after giving my buddy's girl an awkward chocolate.

by Reverend Feltaboy October 14, 2011

Sham poo

it means fake shit; something that is fake, and a piece of shit

You're mom's implants are sham poo dude. They're just fake pieces of shit.

by mr. clean the mean machine April 6, 2009

Sham Poo

Used when going to the toilet just to catch a break, without taking a dump. Poopretending

"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."

"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"

"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"

"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"

by legolas1890 September 6, 2013

SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019

poo shake

its when your taking a shit, and the poo is just hanging out your ass, so you shake your ass back and forth so the poo falls out.

Person 1 : i had a hard time taking a shit, but i poo shaked and it was all in the good
Person 2 : i love penuz.

by funnyshit November 16, 2006