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Shane Bang

Youtube star whos counterpart is Mossy Rock (real name not given).

He grew up living in the slums of New York, New York. In order to get money for food and his constantly breaking glasses, he was forced to sell pens that he finds on the debris covered streets of New York. Whilst doing this he found an admiration towards creating cadences with his pens and drastically improved; later becoming a "drummer of pens" and showed his talents to many people for bragging purposes. However him bragging about his talent was proven to be bittersweet.

A circus leader found out about Shane Bang's talent and kidnapped him, in hopes of creating great revenue by showcasing Shane Bang's unconventional talent. While touring down to Washington with the circus crew, his best friend Mossy Rock (real name not given) was able to set Shane Bang free, allowing him to escape from the cruelties of the circus.

Shane Bang now resides within a private location posting Youtube videos showcasing his talents for the audience to enjoy.
guy 1: Dude did you check out Shane Bang's youtube channel, 73368?? its pretty tight!
guy 2: no.
guy 1: Fuck you.
guy 2: no.
Shane Bang by thePricklyPear January 3, 2012

Shane Bang

Asian teenager known on Youtube for making beats with pens or pencils.
Person 1: *taps pen on the table
Person 2: "Stop it! You're not Shane Bang!"
Shane Bang by wellhellooothere January 10, 2011

Shane-banging 

The act of publicly fingering a girl on the dance floor
"I Shane-banged that blackapotomous at the bar last night, bro."

"Shane-banging is the only way to show a bitch who's boss."
Shane-banging by Blackapotomous January 1, 2013

Shambangled 

so shocked that one is temporarily unable to react; astonished.
On the bus ride back home I accidentally let out the most nefarious, conspicuous fart. It left me and all the other passengers shambangled.
Shambangled by Habibi513 May 13, 2022

Shambangle 

1.)Fake jewlery 2.)the name of a great up and coming band based out of Hawaii a which plays fake plastic wind insterments that were purchased for $2.70 at a toy store and has absolutly no talent whatsoever! 3.) An adjective which can be used as a psudo-cuss word with no real deffinition but sounds bad if used correctly.
"What the Shambangles man?!" "This weed isnt real"!
Shambangle by Dana Tabes September 30, 2005
A shamebag occurs when one player dips his testicles in paint and plops his sack on some else's face, leaving a distinctive circular smear. Only croads get shamebagged.
Tony: Hey guys, I think my forehead is bleeding ...

Shawn: No man, you got that red smear when Mickey shamebagged you last night. Face it, you're a fucking croad.
shamebag by Togglemeister December 15, 2008