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Protein Shake Out of a Meat Straw 

Very Simple.

Its a healthy way to offer a girl a chance to give you head.
"Hi, oh wow. Your really in shape... How would you like to have a Protein Shake out of a Meat Straw©?"

Shake one out 

When one shits in their pants and then shakes the poop out of the bottom of their pant leg.
I was on stage and I had to shake one out and it wound up hitting someone in the front row.
Shake one out by Rob Stern October 9, 2007

shake one out 

When you have to jiggle your penis to get out that last drop of pee out.
Bryan: What took you so long to take a piss?
Chris: I had to shake one out.
Bryan: Oh, I hate that.
shake one out by PenPecker August 7, 2011

shake the tree until they all cum out. 

A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.

it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?

Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
Teacher parlance for sharing a thought on a subject, usually spoken by an admin who doesn't want to lead the PD session any more than you want to be there. Where ordinary people share, Teachers 'share out'.
Admin: Delivers uninteresting comments on the latest education fad and then asks a group of bored teachers "who wants to 'share out' about how they might use this in their classroom?"

Bored teachers: look at each other and shift in their seats awkwardly until somebody volunteers as tribute.
share out by MyPseudonym August 29, 2015

He came out with his shame out.

This phrase was developed from the 'Rock out with your cock out' genre.

It refers to 'The Walk of Shame' which people do early in the morning trying to avoid being seen returning home from a drunken or regretted sex session the previous night.
1- "Look dude there's Steven!"
2- "Haha! This is the reason I stay up all night smoking and drinking coffee - to catch people doing the walk of shame!"
1- "He came out with his shame out."
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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