Shagxiety

shagxiety- the utter regret you feel after shagging someone you wouldn’t go near sober

I got shagxiety after I left Grace’s last night man.

by Bazzabannan10 May 31, 2021

Scanxiety

Anxiety and worry that accompanies the period of time before undergoing or receiving the results of a medical examination (such as an MRI or CT scan)

I'm going for an MRI on my brain and spine and I feel the scanxiety.

by JustinDub September 28, 2014

skanxiety

An apprehensive uneasiness of mind over the prospect of encountering unkempt young women.

My duties as a pageant judge at the county fair on "Child Protective Services/Tobacco Institute/Weight Watchers/American Dental Association Trailer Park Day" left me suffering from an extreme case of skanxiety.

by historyvoice October 6, 2011

Stanxiety

Anxiety accepted as a part of life instead of being regarded as an abnormilty, especially when one has understood its nature and mastered it;representing a positive outlook on mental health conditions.

Stan-I have an exam in a month.
Ravi -Bro! That must give you lots of anxiety
Stan-Its all chill bro, cuz I don't have anxiety; I have Stanxiety!

Ravi - I was on a rollercoaster yesterday, it was scary but I I knew its safe so I had more like stanxiety than anxiety before I got on it.

by @Stanxiety October 8, 2019

Songxiety

A complex disorder or group of disorders which can manifest from owning too many (or too few) CDs, Records or MP3s.

Also it is often experienced by DJs at clubs when unfamiliar with someone else's record collection.

Symptoms include mild panic attacks brought on by being 5/6 the way into the final song on a playlist and not being able to find a suitable follow up; not enjoying any of the music you choose because you are too busy creating the playlist;
Having badly organised songs, remembering a really great tune to play then being confronted with a file named 'Unknown Artist - Track 4.rm' and not knowing if it's the right song or even if it will play on iTunes.

All these can lead to an unusual amount of alcohol consumption by the DJ, followed by Bon Jovi, YMCA and Always Look On The Bright Side of Life.

Dancing girl: 'You got anything by 'Sick Boys Club'?
DJ: Who? Man I'm busy can you, like, write it down or something?
Dancing girl: Hey I got the CD here, now chill out...
DJ: Yeah sorry I can't find anything good to go next, just a touch of songxiety, pass it over.

by sickfiction June 3, 2011

Scanxiety

Anxiety brought on when one has to have a CT, MRI or PET scan

Having to get a CT scan is giving me massive scanxiety

by Openpandorasbox September 29, 2018

Spaghiety

When you have so much anxiety that you vomit mom’s spaghetti onto your sweater.

Dude I have so much spaghiety right now, how does the vomit on my sweater look?

by Yoonzee July 19, 2020