Shanxiety

when you need to shit so bad but you'r really scared to because people are in the bathroom. People will then see you go into the bathroom and come out with a horrific ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FOUL stench following you, for the first 4 meters out of the stall you just SHAT in.

"i physically and emotionally cant go and lay a shit in the toilet bowl. i have Shanxiety.'

by WISDOM LORD October 20, 2022

Scanxiety

Anxiety and worry that accompanies the period of time before undergoing or receiving the results of a medical examination (such as an MRI or CT scan)

I'm going for an MRI on my brain and spine and I feel the scanxiety.

by JustinDub September 28, 2014

skanxiety

An apprehensive uneasiness of mind over the prospect of encountering unkempt young women.

My duties as a pageant judge at the county fair on "Child Protective Services/Tobacco Institute/Weight Watchers/American Dental Association Trailer Park Day" left me suffering from an extreme case of skanxiety.

by historyvoice October 6, 2011

Stanxiety

Anxiety accepted as a part of life instead of being regarded as an abnormilty, especially when one has understood its nature and mastered it;representing a positive outlook on mental health conditions.

Stan-I have an exam in a month.
Ravi -Bro! That must give you lots of anxiety
Stan-Its all chill bro, cuz I don't have anxiety; I have Stanxiety!

Ravi - I was on a rollercoaster yesterday, it was scary but I I knew its safe so I had more like stanxiety than anxiety before I got on it.

by @Stanxiety October 8, 2019

Shagxiety

shagxiety- the utter regret you feel after shagging someone you wouldn’t go near sober

I got shagxiety after I left Grace’s last night man.

by Bazzabannan10 May 31, 2021

Scanxiety

Anxiety brought on when one has to have a CT, MRI or PET scan

Having to get a CT scan is giving me massive scanxiety

by Openpandorasbox September 29, 2018

Hanxiety

The overwhelming feeling of dread from what you did the night before. Often is the worst part of a hangover and will make you rethink all your life decisions. Gives you the urge to call all of your friends you were with to see if they still love you or not.

Friend: Ayo how you doing today rick?
Rick: Horrible man, I embarrassed the fuck out of myself last night
Friend: Shitttt you got that hanxiety

by kjohnnny February 5, 2022