My duties as a pageant judge at the county fair on "Child Protective Services/Tobacco Institute/Weight Watchers/American Dental Association Trailer Park Day" left me suffering from an extreme case of skanxiety.

skanxiety by historyvoice October 6, 2011

Stanxiety

Anxiety accepted as a part of life instead of being regarded as an abnormilty, especially when one has understood its nature and mastered it;representing a positive outlook on mental health conditions.

Stan-I have an exam in a month.
Ravi -Bro! That must give you lots of anxiety
Stan-Its all chill bro, cuz I don't have anxiety; I have Stanxiety!

Ravi - I was on a rollercoaster yesterday, it was scary but I I knew its safe so I had more like stanxiety than anxiety before I got on it.

Stanxiety by @Stanxiety October 8, 2019

Shagxiety

shagxiety- the utter regret you feel after shagging someone you wouldn’t go near sober

I got shagxiety after I left Grace’s last night man.

Shagxiety by Bazzabannan10 May 31, 2021

Smangxiety

Giddy nervousness or angst in the face of possible or desired smanging

Omg, I have so much smangxiety about hooking up with Jay Veetee!

Smangxiety by BostonClem May 14, 2011

Shanxiety

when you need to shit so bad but you'r really scared to because people are in the bathroom. People will then see you go into the bathroom and come out with a horrific ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FOUL stench following you, for the first 4 meters out of the stall you just SHAT in.

"i physically and emotionally cant go and lay a shit in the toilet bowl. i have Shanxiety.'

Shanxiety by WISDOM LORD October 20, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026