Shaffle

Its where you take a shit, put it on a waffle iron and make a waffle made out of shit

John: Hey Frank, want to eat some Shaffles at my house?
Frank: sure lets go to IHOP for some Shaffles

by Nerusual May 16, 2021

Shaffle

A small amount of sexual indulgence. A potential precursor to foreplay.

"She's been giving me signals all night? I think I'll go in for the shaffle!"

by Bigger Dickus April 23, 2009

pinched cheek shuffle

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

The Harlem City Shuffle

The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.

Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”

by LudwigLiedPeopleDied September 6, 2022

Foster Shuffle

An indescribable sexy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. Although it may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.

Person 1: You tried the foster shuffle last night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my foot, slammed into my wall, and now have a slight concussion.

by Mrs. Mark Foster September 1, 2012

Deadleg shit shuffle

The act of quickly making one's way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the rectum/anus, and avoid dropping a mondo shit in one's pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or shitney spears). Most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or Chipotle.

I told Linda that chorizo looked suspect! Now we can trace her deadleg shit shuffle by following the brown trail!

by Mjolnir12982 August 18, 2016

toledo shuffle

To purposely stall or take up time unnecessarily while describing a word or phrase in the game Catch Phrase.

Brad's trying the Toledo Shuffle again, but that crap rarely works.

by Kidtango December 29, 2017