Shiffle

To quietly laugh by exhaling through the nose

Person at work: "I'm going to put in my headphones and listen to this humorous podcast."
Coworker: "Great, now we get to listen to you shiffle for the next hour."

by faded number July 22, 2016

Shiffle

Drizzle and Shake Combined!

Yo let shiffle that thousand island on your salad homie.

by aubreony September 21, 2011

Shiffle

To "shuffle/cough etc nervously" or to "look shifty" etc so as to deliberately and humourously imply some semblence of guilt/culpability. Mostly used in chatrooms where the action of "shiffling" can't be physically seen.

Chatroomname1: It's not like you fancy the guy or anything!
Chatroomname2: *shiffles*
Chatroomname1: I knew it!

by random_raven July 29, 2009

Shiffle Nuts

A phrase wich is used in a context of dissapiontment or upset.

Lewis: Hey man I couldn't get tickets to the game... Sorry dude..
Badger: Ah shiffle nuts... Oh well looks like we'll just have to stay home and play with the Jingo Jango and the portable teleporter...

by Rossohara June 13, 2008

pinched cheek shuffle

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

The Harlem City Shuffle

The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.

Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”

by LudwigLiedPeopleDied September 6, 2022

Foster Shuffle

An indescribable sexy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. Although it may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.

Person 1: You tried the foster shuffle last night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my foot, slammed into my wall, and now have a slight concussion.

by Mrs. Mark Foster September 1, 2012