Shablancked

A word that's worse than screwed and fucked.

My cousin is shablancked because she likes two girls.

Shablancked by Shipssiren May 29, 2018

Shablancked

Meaning worse than screwed and/or fucked.

My cousin is shablancked because she likes two girls.

Shablancked by Shipssiren May 29, 2018

shalacked 

the victim of being lit up or hit beyond belief.

the dumbass who tried to bumrush the stage was shalacked by security

shalacked by z man March 10, 2005

shalacked 

VERB, past tense: severly beaten, whipped, destroyed in competition. shalacker shalack

They got shalacked in the game today.

shalacked by shalacker dude April 7, 2010

shalacked 

The act of getting extremely drunk in college.

Daaaamn, Janna got shalacked last night and forgot to study for her midterm.

shalacked by Janna D December 14, 2007

Shalacked 

Destroyed, wrecked, and or taking a major L

Man bro I just got shalacked.

Shalacked by Chris the furry July 21, 2018

shablangled 

A synonym for being so completely wasted that shitfaced does not fit anymore.

“Dude, last night John was absolutely fucking shablangled.”

shablangled by Fuck you jeff bezos May 9, 2023