Shablancked

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A word that's worse than screwed and fucked.

My cousin is shablancked because she likes two girls.

Shablancked by Shipssiren May 29, 2018

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Shablancked

Meaning worse than screwed and/or fucked.

My cousin is shablancked because she likes two girls.

Shablancked by Shipssiren May 29, 2018

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Shablancked • shalacked • shablangled

shalacked

the victim of being lit up or hit beyond belief.

the dumbass who tried to bumrush the stage was shalacked by security

shalacked by z man March 10, 2005

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shalacked

VERB, past tense: severly beaten, whipped, destroyed in competition. shalacker shalack

They got shalacked in the game today.

shalacked by shalacker dude April 7, 2010

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shalacked

The act of getting extremely drunk in college.

Daaaamn, Janna got shalacked last night and forgot to study for her midterm.

shalacked by Janna D December 14, 2007

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Shalacked

Destroyed, wrecked, and or taking a major L

Man bro I just got shalacked.

Shalacked by Chris the furry July 21, 2018

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shablangled

A synonym for being so completely wasted that shitfaced does not fit anymore.

“Dude, last night John was absolutely fucking shablangled.”

shablangled by Fuck you jeff bezos May 9, 2023

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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