Shablancked

A word that's worse than screwed and fucked.

My cousin is shablancked because she likes two girls.

by Shipssiren May 29, 2018

Shablancked

Meaning worse than screwed and/or fucked.

My cousin is shablancked because she likes two girls.

by Shipssiren May 29, 2018

shalacked

the victim of being lit up or hit beyond belief.

the dumbass who tried to bumrush the stage was shalacked by security

by z man March 10, 2005

shalacked

VERB, past tense: severly beaten, whipped, destroyed in competition. shalacker shalack

They got shalacked in the game today.

by shalacker dude April 7, 2010

shalacked

The act of getting extremely drunk in college.

Daaaamn, Janna got shalacked last night and forgot to study for her midterm.

by Janna D December 14, 2007

Shalacked

Destroyed, wrecked, and or taking a major L

Man bro I just got shalacked.

by Chris the furry July 21, 2018

shablangled

A synonym for being so completely wasted that shitfaced does not fit anymore.

“Dude, last night John was absolutely fucking shablangled.”

by Fuck you jeff bezos May 9, 2023