Shalack

To take a massive dump.

I'm gonna go shalack it.

by Pseudonymous bugbosch June 19, 2017

shalack

to coat a surface in a glossy substace

-Why are your floors so shiny?
-Well I went to a store and purchased some varnish and shalacked them.
-Oh.

by Sethzl August 19, 2007

Shalack

A good beating

You better watch out or I will Shalack you

by Rob December 4, 2002

Shalack

1. To cover something with a liquid substance.
2. To become very intoxicated.

1. The cheerleader shalacked her lips with gloss.
2. I went to a party last night and got shalacked as all hell

by Shandielle November 18, 2003

Shalack

The act of scratching your scrotum. It involves the use of your thumb, index, and middle finger rolling over your scrotum to relieve the irritation.

Nigel anxiously awaits to shalack his balls after church.

by Jake Suchoki December 31, 2007

Shalack

A warning for a beat down.

Like that House of Pain song: Boom -shalack - lack - boom

by sxivr February 16, 2004

shalacked

the victim of being lit up or hit beyond belief.

the dumbass who tried to bumrush the stage was shalacked by security

by z man March 10, 2005