Shabbit 

Some one over the age of 40 that has never gotten laid. Most shabbit people are mean and unfriendly, hate good looking people, and hate anything that has to do with sex.

Shabbits are losers

Shabbit by Hack SAW January 30, 2004

stabbity 

inclined to stab or appearing inclined to stab, at persons or things through aggravation or other stabworthy moods.

I'm so fucking pissed off at my job that I just want to go stabbity on my coworkers

stabbity by drunkenmarauder January 22, 2008

stabbity doll 

Creepy-ass antique doll that looks like it will come to life and kill you while you're sleeping. If this thing is in the guest room where you're supposed to sleep, you will *not* be able to fall asleep because you're listening for the tappity tappity of tiny little shoes. Has those creepy eyes that open and shut; one of the eyes is inevitably wonky so it looks like it's winking at you as if to say, "night-night!"

Variation: Stabbity Nana Doll; same thing but with human hair from your dead Nana. Bonus points if said doll has actual human teeth as well.

That stabbity doll I saw on stark. raving. mad. mommy. is the creepiest thing I have seen in the whole history of ever.

stabbity doll by starkravingmadMommy November 19, 2010

Shabbat fistbump 

A greeting exchanged on the Jewish Sabbath (or any other day of the week).
One party to the greeting exclaims "Shabbat fistbump!" and pounds the other person's fist.

An energizing upgrade from the traditional Shabbat handshake.

Person 1: Shabbat shalom (peaceful Sabbath) my friend, how was your week? (extends hand)
Person 2: Shabbat fistbump, dude!!! (extends closed fist)
Person 1: (pounds it) That was so much more fulfilling than a regular handshake.

Shabbat fistbump by ShabbatMendy October 30, 2009

The Shabbat Effect

Something that happens to Jews that are shomer Shabbat. Essentially, what happens is that because they can’t turn on/off lights on Shabbat, they become very hesitant of doing so during the week, and begin to always hesitate before flipping a light switch

Joseph: **reaches for light switch, then hesitates, then flips it**

Mendel: Why’d you just hesitate to turn on the lights?

Joseph: It’s the Shabbat effect.

The Shabbat Effect by 809 May 6, 2019

mo' shibbitibly 

(defunct ghetto slang)

Agreement: Used to indicate confirmation, affirmation, understanding. esp. in response to another ghetto-esque statement.

"Damn, Jackson, home girl be lookin' fine-fine!"

"Mo' shibbitibly, my brutha."

mo' shibbitibly by Felionious T-Dizzna January 19, 2005

Shabaited 

Where you think your watching a normal video but then the song “Okie Dokie” by The Stupendium starts playing

“Hey shane watch this video” “oh ok I will”
“Haha get shabaited”

Shabaited by ,Joe mama October 24, 2019