shabbas 

Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of
rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!

Shomer fucking shabbas.

shabbas by Pseudonym April 19, 2005

Shabbas Goy 

A non-jew, usually a White Person who does the bidding of the jews, in return for fame, power, or financial gain. Or a non-jew who serves the jews, and aids them in bring about their agenda for World dominion.

Bob is a real Shabbas Goy, he joined the Military and volunteered to go fight for the Jews in the Middle East. Our Governor is nothing but a Shabbas Goy. He issued a proclamation to make it illegal to criticize jews.

Shabbas Goy by Thunderbird88 June 29, 2023

Shabbas migration 

The natural act of moving one’s tuchus from the dining table to the couch, following a very hefty and blessed Shabbat meal.

Betzalel was ready for board games after Friday night dinner until the food coma hit and he had to make the Shabbas migration.

Shabbas migration by yehudiaf March 7, 2022

shabbos buddy 

Some who you hang out with on SHABBOS. Usually they have to live in your neighborhood and go to your shul. So you can be all relig together.

She won't be my Shabbos buddy because I asked her to call me on Saturday.

shabbos buddy by Shabbos Buddy October 25, 2009

Shabbadios 

1. A farewell, or conventional expression used at parting, used in order to leave a place of business, meeting, or social gathering in order to arrive at home or other place of worship prior to sunset on Friday in accordance with the Jewish observance of Shabbat. Using this term relieves the user of having to explain why they must be leaving earlier than everyone else.

2. An excuse used for leaving any place before scheduled departure time regardless of type of activity.

3. A slang alternative to saying goodbye.

Example: (at 4:00pm on Friday) “Hey guys, I’ve got to shabbadios today” or “Shabbadios everyone, see you Monday!”

Shabbadios by kat_eyz March 5, 2009

Shadbase Roulette 

Browsing a random image on the unholy website that is known as Shadbase.com.

I gained a lot of fetishes I never knew I had playing Shadbase Roulette.

Me and Jimmy played Shadbase Roulette last night and became the best of friends.

Shadbase Roulette by Kekinator9000 February 21, 2018

Shabgash 

When you have a cut on your small scaled penis from having ear sex

Liam-bro how was ur day with julia
Michael-yo dude it sucked I got a shabgash

Shabgash by Dickchocolate March 8, 2017