Sex-mas 

A festival of pure pornography and sexual indulgence with a simultaneous worship and acknowledgement of the birth of Jesus Christ on the blessed day of december 25th.

I'm so horny right after Thanksgiving...knowing that Sex-mas is right around the corner, I pre-order and priority ship all my sex toys from Amazon.com to insure they arrive on or before Sex-mas so that I am not left out of the sexual festivities.

Sex-mas by Allegra K Sinclair December 31, 2009

Radiohead Sex Masters 

The Radiohead Sex Masters are an exclusive cult formed on Discord that have dedicated their lives to the devout worship of Thomas Edward Yorke of English rock band Radiohead. They have a well-developed governmental system and often utilize their own lingo such as terms like ‘fr,’ ‘one,’ and ‘eo.’ The national currency is One Thollar (One Radiohead Sex Masters Thom Dollars).

James: ‘Are you really one of the Radiohead Sex Masters!?’
Angelina: ‘ Radiohead are an English rock band formed in Abingdon, Oxfordshire, in 1985. The band consists of Thom Yorke (vocals, guitar, piano, keyboards), brothers Jonny Greenwood (lead guitar, keyboards, other instruments) and Colin Greenwood (bass), Ed O'Brien (guitar, backing vocals) and Philip Selway (drums, percussion). They have worked with producer Nigel Godrich and cover artist Stanley Donwood since 1994. Radiohead's experimental approach is credited with advancing the sound of alternative rock.’
James: ‘Blimey!’

Radiohead Sex Masters by radiofork September 19, 2021

Digital Sex Master 

An online film star

She went online looking for ways to become a digital sex master.

Digital Sex Master by LostInDaSauce777 September 19, 2019

sex master 

the master of all sex, there is nothing that the sex master doesnt know

shane is so good at sex he is the sex master

sex master by paddy the great May 28, 2011

Massage sex 

When someone goes into a massage room for a massage, but ends up having sex.

I stepped into the room to see a beautiful blonde girl, lying naked on the massage bed. God, she was so hot. There was only a towel covering her up.
Without saying a word, I began massaging her back. I couldn’t help but lift the towel the tiniest bit.

Before I knew it, she had pulled the towel off and pinned me to the bed.
“Hey daddy~” she whispered. I couldn’t stop blushing. “I didn’t come here for a massage. I came here to fucked...” she pulled me into a deep kiss. I began pulling my clothes off till I was completely naked.

I lifted her leg up and slid my hard cock down her pussy. She moaned and giggled. “The only reason I work here is because I want to have massage sex with sluts like you” I laughed.

Massage sex by YourHoneyBoo January 2, 2020

Maserati Sex 

When I fine gentleman tells his comrades that he must depart for the evening in order to escort his mistress to her uber. However, his true intent is to sneak away to have sex in his white Maserati conveniently parked in the driveway.

Todd: Hey guys, I'm out. Gotta walk my girl home
Stonington: lol. Stop frontin. We know you 'bout to have that Maserati sex!

Maserati Sex by StoningtonCC October 6, 2019

Massage Chair Sex 

You set your massage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. You then place your penis inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.

Massage Chair Sex is recommended if your partner is handicapped

Massage Chair Sex by URMOMS POGOSTIK November 9, 2009