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Sex pillow 

A soft and cushiony ass or tits on which you can rest on.
Ben could not sleep last night, so he used his sister Lana's tits as a sex pillow and he could sleep very peacefully.

"Hey Kylie! I like your ass! Can I use it as a sex pillow to rest on it?"

"Of course! Put your head on it."
Sex pillow by Princess Karen September 11, 2021

pillow sex 

Making slow and luxurious love to a soft pillow, rubbing the pillow against one's genitals or thrusting into the pillow, a.k.a. pillow humping. Pillows are actually very humpable and can be used for masturbation by both males and females. Pillow sex is also very safe, because the risk of getting a STD from your pillow is zero unless you share the pillow with someone.
Last night I had very sweet pillow sex thinking about my hot cousin.
pillow sex by Pulvillus November 11, 2006

pillow sex 

A form of masturbation that is often performed by lonely people/people who are not in a relationship, where the person doing it humps a pillow or cushion while imagining it is a person.
I'm so lonely that I decided to have pillow sex.
pillow sex by Rero King of Cherries February 13, 2020

pillow sex 

thrusting you dick inbetween two pillows, as another masturbating method.
Brian stop having pillow sex!!!
pillow sex by Hulio Mendez February 7, 2005

Pillow sex 

Pillow sex is when you have sex with a soft pillow, which can include, humping it, rubbing it on you sexualy, or making out with it humping it, then put a hole in it to put your dick in.
Brian was lying on his bed, reading sex stories. "Man I wish I can have sex with someone". Then he turned his head and saw the huge teddy bear his mom had gave him. He starts to strip then when he is butt naked, he puts a hole in the back and front. Then starts putting his dick in the bear. But little did he know then bear was alive and started mouning " OHHH HARDER FASTER MMMMM BABY PLEASE DIG IT DEEPER" she yelled. Brian didn't even stopped to think and went faster and harder and everytime he went in, he went in deeper. They did this for an hour and she gave him a blowjob. He kept her in his room forever to be his sex slave, but she didn't mind. He had pillow sex for the rest of his life.

Pillow sex 

When you shove a prostitute's face into a pillow till she sufficates. Then fuck her corpse. Because prostitute's never love you when they're alive. You sad bitch
After pillow sex, you can take the money from the prostitute so you get sex for free. And make sure to look in places for the money you wouldn't expect them to be, like in her bra, pussy or her bitch manager's pants.
Pillow sex by Hyphen_ July 4, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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