Definitions by Hyphen_

Dirty Karen

A person who REALLY wants to speak to the manager.

A dirty Karen stole my kids, which were adopted. Scared me when I found out they weren't mine. Sad day.

Dirty Karen by Hyphen_ July 8, 2020

noodle syndrome 

When you blind someone with noodle sauce and then lick their ass.

Noodle syndrome is most common in chinese children.

noodle syndrome by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Flex tape 

A tape used to tie up the kids in my basement.

I mean...

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.

Flex tape by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Dick penis 

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.

I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.

Dick penis by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Pansexual 

When you stick your dick in a microwave and the door and cook for five minutes

I met a Pansexual and then beat the shit out of whatever gender they were supposed to be and then fucked a pan.

Pansexual by Hyphen_ July 4, 2020

You 

Pedophile

You're in jail for dropping pencils

You by Hyphen_ July 4, 2020

Pillow sex 

When you shove a prostitute's face into a pillow till she sufficates. Then fuck her corpse. Because prostitute's never love you when they're alive. You sad bitch

After pillow sex, you can take the money from the prostitute so you get sex for free. And make sure to look in places for the money you wouldn't expect them to be, like in her bra, pussy or her bitch manager's pants.

Pillow sex by Hyphen_ July 4, 2020