7 definitions by Hyphen_
If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.
by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020
A dirty Karen stole my kids, which were adopted. Scared me when I found out they weren't mine. Sad day.
by Hyphen_ July 9, 2020
When you shove a prostitute's face into a pillow till she sufficates. Then fuck her corpse. Because prostitute's never love you when they're alive. You sad bitch
After pillow sex, you can take the money from the prostitute so you get sex for free. And make sure to look in places for the money you wouldn't expect them to be, like in her bra, pussy or her bitch manager's pants.
by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020
by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020
by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020
I met a Pansexual and then beat the shit out of whatever gender they were supposed to be and then fucked a pan.
by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020