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servicing 

The act of pleasuring your partner sexually with little to no reciprocation. All attention and pleasure is devoted to the person being serviced, as opposed to it being more of a give/take situation. This term is more common in the LGBT community, and is often favored by more submissive partners who enjoy pleasuring others more than receiving.
Are you into servicing? I'd love to give you a massage, go down on you, and whatever else you want.
servicing by LinGo727 November 8, 2017

servicing the account 

v. Also, service the account, the account is being serviced.

A George Carlin term for the act of a salesperson screwing over their customer through deceit. This is catagorized by the large bullshit smile, and customer assuming the position.
"Excuse me, I'm clueless about buying absolutely anything."
"I'll just go ahead and service the account for you then."
servicing the account by Greggo September 8, 2005

servicing 

an act which involves pleasuring urself and recharging urself on the pleasure side
i servicing myself over that DVD last night
servicing by z1 July 3, 2006

Servicing a 148 

Heating up coffee in a espresso maker on a portable cooking stove (hot plate)
β€œAt the time, Corporal Person was kneeling by the entrance. Servicing a 148”
Servicing a 148 by Yankee_34 December 24, 2022

ServiceNow 

VERB To give an insurmountable task or workload to a person(s) or team but severely restrict and/or take away the necessary resources to do the task effectively.
Holy crap, did you hear what happened to the Finance team? They totally got ServiceNow'd.
ServiceNow by ServiceNow October 8, 2021

servicing the debt 

Having sex with your spouse.
Hey Bob, why are you late?

Oh, I was servicing the debt.

Oh, ok, how's Karen btw?