ServiceNow
VERB To give an insurmountable task or workload to a person(s) or team but severely restrict and/or take away the necessary resources to do the task effectively.
ServiceNow by ServiceNow October 8, 2021
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servicenet
the most amazing site to ever be createde by a teenager. visit www.servicenet.tk to get in on the action
servicenet is the shit man
servicenet by S to the vash March 2, 2005
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ServiceCorps
A non-governmental organization (NGO) proposed by Presidential hopeful and California communist, Kamala Harris, to promote her candidacy.
As a nod to a primary method by how she rose to prominence, Harris's promised every adult male in the United States a chance to obtain a free blowjob (oral copulation) in exchange for their vote.
In order to bring this plan into fruition and fulfill her campaign promise, Harris has proposed organizing a small army of volunteers to provide the "service" to her supporters. Hence, the "ServiceCorps."
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As a nod to a primary method by how she rose to prominence, Harris's promised every adult male in the United States a chance to obtain a free blowjob (oral copulation) in exchange for their vote.
In order to bring this plan into fruition and fulfill her campaign promise, Harris has proposed organizing a small army of volunteers to provide the "service" to her supporters. Hence, the "ServiceCorps."
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Hey, Kamala, I'm really impressed that you were able to rise to the top by sucking dick. I'd like to help your campaign by joining the ServiceCorps.
Hey, by the way, are you able to provide me with knee pads and ChapStick?
Hey, by the way, are you able to provide me with knee pads and ChapStick?
ServiceCorps by Boloniano November 7, 2024
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