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ServiceNow 

VERB To give an insurmountable task or workload to a person(s) or team but severely restrict and/or take away the necessary resources to do the task effectively.
Holy crap, did you hear what happened to the Finance team? They totally got ServiceNow'd.
ServiceNow by ServiceNow October 8, 2021
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servicenet 

the most amazing site to ever be createde by a teenager. visit www.servicenet.tk to get in on the action
servicenet is the shit man
servicenet by S to the vash March 2, 2005

admin.google.com/servicenotallowed 

what you get when you type the url of a blocked website
what website can you not get in to?
admin.google.com/ServiceNotAllowed

ServiceCorps 

A non-governmental organization (NGO) proposed by Presidential hopeful and California communist, Kamala Harris, to promote her candidacy.

As a nod to a primary method by how she rose to prominence, Harris's promised every adult male in the United States a chance to obtain a free blowjob (oral copulation) in exchange for their vote.

In order to bring this plan into fruition and fulfill her campaign promise, Harris has proposed organizing a small army of volunteers to provide the "service" to her supporters. Hence, the "ServiceCorps."
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Hey, Kamala, I'm really impressed that you were able to rise to the top by sucking dick. I'd like to help your campaign by joining the ServiceCorps.

Hey, by the way, are you able to provide me with knee pads and ChapStick?
ServiceCorps by Boloniano November 7, 2024
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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