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Someone who only has sex with themself
Hey Jimmy did you hear Jake is a selfmo
Selfmo by Phillip Askew December 9, 2008
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selfpossessed 

To be so into yourself that nothing or nobody else matters.
Some people become so selfpossessed theres no helping them.
selfpossessed by jpg3 October 30, 2011

Selfmade Superstar 

Without any support, Godfather actors who make a place in Bollywood are called Selfmade Superstar.

They are the real gem of Bollywood not fucking Papa made stars.

Example : Akshay, Srk .
Selfmade Superstar by Raven2.0 August 2, 2019

selfmore 

Instead of being selfless and getting other people first, Being selfmore you put yourself in front of everyone else.
He is so selfmore by Taking All the food by cutting in front of All those Starving people
selfmore by superlime87 April 24, 2015

selfworth 

When you see the good parts of you and you know how amazing you are/ how much you deserve
Boy- Wow you’re so ugly

You- Excuse me bitch! But I am beautiful and I know my selfworth
selfworth by Nightmare_Bitch December 6, 2019

Selfconshee 

I feel selfconshee. They're all looking at me.
Selfconshee by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

selmon bhoi 

(a sarcastically misspelled version of the phrase Salman Bhai in Hindi, meaning brother Salman, as referred to by his fans) A term used to mock Bollywood actor Salman Khan, famous/infamous for his antics and is one of the highest paid actors in Bollywood. Generally used to mock the poor implementation of physics in his movies and a unique tendency to drive off the road. (If you get it, you're an Indian. If you don't, go Google it or sth idk)
Selmon bhoi and physics are absolute enemies.
selmon bhoi by nsn2635 July 15, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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