nsn2635's definitions

Luxie

Short form for a Toyota Hilux.

I just saw a Luxie tearing through that patch.

by nsn2635 April 26, 2020

India

According to Western media, having snake-charmers like they're a dime a dozen, are absolute fools who do not know how to run a country and govern themselves, are absolute a**holes because some stupid prick on YouTube said so, and poverty everywhere apparently.

bro 1: India is such a poor country.
bro 2: f**k off, India is gonna become the next superpower!

by nsn2635 May 11, 2020

lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

The absolute, i mean, ABSOLUTE expression of NEAR DEATH BOREDOM. If you typed this in the keyboard, you are SERIOUSLY mentally ill and bored beyond all belief. So welcome to the club! Now to relieve your boredom, type in your own definitions just like me!

Bored person 1: I'm so bored rn what shall we do?
Bored person 2: Lets just type in "lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq" in the search bar or something idk.

by nsn2635 September 28, 2020

Bengaluru

(aka Bangalore) Home to the best IT professionals, brews, booze, and the most friendliest people you'll probably ever meet. You have to know at least three languages to survive here (yeah, that's the level of diversity we're talking about!). Also home to the IPL team with arguably the biggest fanbase. Also, Rahul Dravid is a huge goonda here in Indiranagar if you get it, you get it ;)

G1: Maga, where in Bengaluru do you think I should go for a booze tonight?
G2: Nodu guru, I think you can go to Scottish, any of the 1522's, Hammered, B&B, Down Town....(proceeds to list a thousand more)

by nsn2635 July 12, 2021

Kannada

(objective definition unlike some folks up there) A language spoken by approximately 43 million people in the Southwestern Indian state of Karnataka, and some parts of Tamil Nadu, Kerala, Maharashtra, Telangana, Goa and Andhra Pradesh.
It is one of the many languages and cultures of India, which makes India so unique. Every language and culture deserves respect. Don't hate, appreciate!

An example of a Kannada sentence:

ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಮಾನವರೂ ಸ್ವತಂತ್ರರಾಗಿಯೇ ಹುಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ಹಾಗೂ ಘನತೆ ಮತ್ತು ಅಧಿಕಾರಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಸಮಾನರಾಗಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ತಿಳಿವು ಮತ್ತು ಅಂತಃಕರಣಗಳನ್ನು ಪಡೆದವರಾದ್ದರಿಂದ, ಅವರು ಒಬ್ಬರಿಗೊಬ್ಬರು ಸಹೋದರ ಭಾವದಿಂದ ನಡೆದುಕೊಳ್ಳಬೇಕು. (Kannada script)

Ellā mānavarū svatantrarāgiyē huttiddare. Hāgū ghanate mattu adhikāragaḷalli samānarāgiddāre. Thilivu mattu antaḥkaraṇagaḷannu paḍedavarāddarinda avaru obbarigobbaru sahōdara bhāvadinda nadedhukollabeku. (Transliteration: IAST)

All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.

by nsn2635 July 13, 2021

Cricket

For people of the Indian subcontinent (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka) and a few other countries, LIFE. Also, everyone hate the Aussies.

The GIF below is a historic moment in cricket. Nicknamed 'the ball of the century', bowled by Shane Warne (AUS) to dismiss Michael Getting (ENG) during the first test of the 1993 Ashes, this ball gained historic status in cricket because of its unearthly change of direction which is generally not seen in a normal cricket spin delivery.

by nsn2635 July 13, 2021

selmon bhoi

(a sarcastically misspelled version of the phrase Salman Bhai in Hindi, meaning brother Salman, as referred to by his fans) A term used to mock Bollywood actor Salman Khan, famous/infamous for his antics and is one of the highest paid actors in Bollywood. Generally used to mock the poor implementation of physics in his movies and a unique tendency to drive off the road. (If you get it, you're an Indian. If you don't, go Google it or sth idk)

Selmon bhoi and physics are absolute enemies.

by nsn2635 July 15, 2021