Selenosis
Another word for menustration.
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Singular Sclerosis
The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.
Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!
Stelter: God dammit Donald Trump!
Singular Sclerosis by sciflyer.25 April 22, 2020
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sedentosis
(n.) a debilitating disease characterized by the victim's inability or distaste to any form of motion; more severe than laziness, but less severe than paralysis
From the Latin root sedere (to sit).
From the Latin root sedere (to sit).
"You really need to get your act together, you lazy little fuck."
"I'm not lazy!!! I have sedentosis, you ignoramus!"
"I'm not lazy!!! I have sedentosis, you ignoramus!"
sedentosis by Keho March 2, 2009
indigo sclerosis
Indigo Sclerosis, or IS, is a short term disease that cant affect your brain, spinal cord, and the optic nerves in your eyes. It is a very rare variation of singular sclerosis. This condition is completely asymptomatic and it is particularly difficult to diagnose. Only by close inspection of the sclerosis will one find a sleight discoloration.
Sammy: Did you hear Matt was diagnosed with Indigo Sclerosis?
Mark: Yeah, he told me he was tired of explaining it to people over and over and that he wished there was more information about it available on the internet.
Mark: Yeah, he told me he was tired of explaining it to people over and over and that he wished there was more information about it available on the internet.
indigo sclerosis by Dixon_Ticonderoga January 5, 2017
Opinion Stenosis
1. An abnormal narrowing of acceptable opinions or thoughts.
2. The process of truncating the scope of acceptable opinions in a society
2. The process of truncating the scope of acceptable opinions in a society
Maeve was brassed off by the bigwigs' attempt to categorize her formerly nigh ubiquitous opinion that David Bowie is our lord and savior as fringe -- such irksome opinion stenosis she thought.
Opinion Stenosis by MoribundMurdoch September 16, 2020
Multiple Sclerosis
Multiple Sclerosis
A disease that no can can see that you have while you go blind, lose your ability to walk and talk normally and eventually die seven years before you ordinarily would have.
Your immune system thinks your nerve coverings are an all you can eat buffet.
A disease that no can can see that you have while you go blind, lose your ability to walk and talk normally and eventually die seven years before you ordinarily would have.
Your immune system thinks your nerve coverings are an all you can eat buffet.
Man:You shouldn't be out in public when you're drunk.
Woman:I'm not drunk. I have multiple sclerosis.
Woman:I'm not drunk. I have multiple sclerosis.
Multiple Sclerosis by Karinmag June 25, 2016
Skeletosis
Skeletosis by Pineapple Skele October 10, 2018
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