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Skeletosis 

Beyond stench. Beyond jank. Beyond traditional halitosis. This funk expelled from the cake hole could perm hair from across a room.
Mr. Smarm woke up, breathed his skeletosis, and melted my butter before it ever hit the toast.
Skeletosis by Chippa Jones December 27, 2005

who produced skeletons 

Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.
Person A: Who produced Skeletons? I just wanna know
Person B: Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

Skeletonese 

"I think this guy's speaking in Skeletonese or something."

Spooky Scary Skeletons 

Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo
Skeleton 1: Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: *G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, G, G, F#, F#, B. B, G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, D, E, C#, B, f#, F

Skeleton 2 : *d, d, D, A, G#,G, F, d, F, G*

Skeleton 1: *Fucking Implodes*
a person who is very tall, skinny, and bony
person 1: Do you see that kid Colin over there?
person 2: Yeah, he’s a skeletoid
skeletoid by BB Boi May 5, 2019

Skeetosis 

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.
Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."
Skeetosis by Delatorre April 8, 2011