sedentosis

(n.) a debilitating disease characterized by the victim's inability or distaste to any form of motion; more severe than laziness, but less severe than paralysis


From the Latin root sedere (to sit).

"You really need to get your act together, you lazy little fuck."
"I'm not lazy!!! I have sedentosis, you ignoramus!"

sedentosis by Keho March 2, 2009

Scientosis 

The worship of Sexy Colonel Sanders, Megamind, and the holy honey jar.

“Hey, have you seen Megamind?”
“Hell yes, I’m a devout follower of Scientosis

Scientosis by Bloodwick May 25, 2021

Scientosiss 

The act of worshipping Megamind, Sexy Colonel Sanders, AND THE HOLY HONEY JAR

“Hey have you seen the hit film megamind?”
“of course, I watched it with my cardboard cut out of sexy colonel sanders covered in honey, Scientosiss for life.

Scientosiss by Bloodwick May 25, 2021

semenosis 

A foul odor caused by swallowing semen combined with poor oral hygiene immediately after giving a successful blow job.

In order to prevent semenosis, brush, floss and rinse with Listerene.

semenosis by Fresita74 July 5, 2018

Scientosis 

The worship of Megamind, Sexy Colonel Sanders, and THE MIGHTY HONEY JAR!

“Hey have you seen Megamind?”
“Hell yeah I’m a part of Scientosis”

Scientosis by Bloodwick May 25, 2021