Securitard 

A security guard.

Look at that securitard harass those kids.

Securitard by GoDawwgs January 12, 2009

securitable 

A word made up by Becky Fletcher, who combined the words "habitable" and "security"

Is the property in a securitable condition?

securitable by miwdiw December 20, 2020

non sequitard 

A chain of logic with ends so remote that to anybody else it seems to be completely unrelated. Like a wiki walk, but through your head, and there's no history.

Example of a non sequitard:

Alice: Hmm... I think Grassy Knoll Dew would be better than Mountain Dew.
<pause>
Bob: Would walruses fight for us in the zombie apocalypse if we gave them buckets?
Bob: Don't even try to figure out how I got there.

non sequitard by an object December 12, 2009

Securitay

Securitay (si-kyŏŏr-i-tā’),n. Bogus, phony, ersatz, theatrical or imitation security.

"You mean, we have to take off our shoes, dump our water AND get molested, in the name of securitay."

Securitay by Abu al-Amok December 27, 2011

Securitory 

An anecdote from those working in the security industry.

(I was thinking more of a hashtag, but...)

Another securitory from last night... Arrived at a residential alarm activation to find the burglar stuck in the cat flap! 😂

Securitory by Daniel_NZ May 21, 2021

Securitron 

Bigass death machine from fallout.

I hate Securitrons because of how much health they have and how much damage they do.

Securitron by Djungelskög January 16, 2022

Secretard

A secretary who is so incompetent at everything in her job description that she secretly throws people under the bus all day long because her only true skill is being a butt snorkeler.

I want to grow up to be a secretard just like her.

If only aptitude tests would offer secretard as a career option.

Secretards need not apply!

Secretard by Duh da duh December 26, 2008