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securitrees 

"Securitrees" are investments in and returns on epigenetically enhanced trees, and require no registration with the SEC. Not to be confused with "Securities" which are tradable financial assets that can be used to raise capital in public and private markets and must be registered with the SEC.
Hey bro how would you like to 10x your money by investing in securitrees.

We are not selling an investment or a security we are selling securiTREES!
securitrees by trees 4 dayz October 21, 2024
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Treasury securities 

(FINANCE) bonds issued by the treasury of a country.

In the USA, the US Department of the Treasury serves as the underwriter for the federal government; it floats bonds and short term securities ("paper"), which is then used by central banks around the world as hot money.

Includes

--the t-bill: short term (>91 days); discounted
--the treasury note: up to 10 years; coupons
--the treasury bond: longer than 20 years; coupons
Treasury securities are the main instrument of monetary policy by the Federal Reserve System.

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yes securities 

A friend who is a judicious mix of intellect and intuition rooted in wisdom.
He believes that when we seek advice, we don't want to be told which option to choose. He highlights blind spots in our thinking and helps us clarify our priorities.
"YES Securities is the Choice of the Wize people like us"
yes securities by Mr. Wize November 24, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026