Daniel_NZ's definitions

Pedestridiot

A person with little regard for their own personal safety when standing in or crossing a road.

The pedestridiot stood in the middle of the road in front of an oncoming bus.

by Daniel_NZ November 26, 2025

Lidectomy

The act of removing a lid stuck on an animal.

I performed a lidectomy last night after a hedgehog got his head stuck in a McFlurry cup lid.

by Daniel_NZ January 27, 2022

Securitory

An anecdote from those working in the security industry.

(I was thinking more of a hashtag, but...)

Another securitory from last night... Arrived at a residential alarm activation to find the burglar stuck in the cat flap! 😂

by Daniel_NZ May 21, 2021