Securitron

Bigass death machine from fallout.

I hate Securitrons because of how much health they have and how much damage they do.

by Djungelskög January 16, 2022

Securitory

An anecdote from those working in the security industry.

(I was thinking more of a hashtag, but...)

Another securitory from last night... Arrived at a residential alarm activation to find the burglar stuck in the cat flap! 😂

by Daniel_NZ May 21, 2021

securitrees

"Securitrees" are investments in and returns on epigenetically enhanced trees, and require no registration with the SEC. Not to be confused with "Securities" which are tradable financial assets that can be used to raise capital in public and private markets and must be registered with the SEC.

Hey bro how would you like to 10x your money by investing in securitrees.

We are not selling an investment or a security we are selling securiTREES!

by trees 4 dayz October 21, 2024