Securitron

Bigass death machine from fallout.

I hate Securitrons because of how much health they have and how much damage they do.

Securitron by Djungelskög January 16, 2022

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Securitory

An anecdote from those working in the security industry.

(I was thinking more of a hashtag, but...)

Another securitory from last night... Arrived at a residential alarm activation to find the burglar stuck in the cat flap! 😂

Securitory by Daniel_NZ May 21, 2021

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securitrees

"Securitrees" are investments in and returns on epigenetically enhanced trees, and require no registration with the SEC. Not to be confused with "Securities" which are tradable financial assets that can be used to raise capital in public and private markets and must be registered with the SEC.

Hey bro how would you like to 10x your money by investing in securitrees.

We are not selling an investment or a security we are selling securiTREES!

securitrees by trees 4 dayz October 21, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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