Securitate

Romanian secret police force (1948-1989). History's most brutal secret police. Notorious for their role in the oppressive regime, spying and engaging the people in spying on each other, torture, extrajudicial arrest and imprisonments. Brutally killed Indiscriminately.

* "he's reporting to the Securitate."
* "She tried to defect but the Securitate were waiting at the border."
* "The Securitate gave them 10 hour long x-rays."

Securitate by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Social Securitits 

Women over the age of 55 who refuse to wear a bra. The woman is usually a dirty Hippy and fails to realize the 60's have been over for several decades.

Maude's Social Securitits were on display for all to see when she arrived at the BINGO parlor wearing a trendy shirt, but no bra. The sag was unbearable to watch.

Social Securitits by RoyalecheeseMoosemom August 16, 2012

Social Securitit

Social Securitit is a reference pertaining to the money tax payers make that is stolen from them by men and women who don't have disabilities severe enough to actually get free money every month, but some how manage it.

The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.

I just got the new x-box fall out! The graphics are sweeeet.

Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?

Oh, my disability.

Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.

Social Securitit by tsunbot November 3, 2010

securitable 

A word made up by Becky Fletcher, who combined the words "habitable" and "security"

Is the property in a securitable condition?

securitable by miwdiw December 20, 2020

Securitard 

A security guard.

Look at that securitard harass those kids.

Securitard by GoDawwgs January 12, 2009

Treasury securities 

(FINANCE) bonds issued by the treasury of a country.

In the USA, the US Department of the Treasury serves as the underwriter for the federal government; it floats bonds and short term securities ("paper"), which is then used by central banks around the world as hot money.

Includes

--the t-bill: short term (>91 days); discounted
--the treasury note: up to 10 years; coupons
--the treasury bond: longer than 20 years; coupons

Treasury securities are the main instrument of monetary policy by the Federal Reserve System.

Treasury securities by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

securititty 

female security guard....female cop

Well looky here now boys, if it isn't securititty come to ruin all our fun!

securititty by j-locks June 1, 2009