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Maratona di sesso

Una battuta versatile che puoi dire quando ti pare.
Cosa stai facendo?
"Una maratona di sesso"
Expression of amazement or affirmation when something happens that you support
Sesso! Let´s play flunkyball this afternoon

p1: I will play Flunkyball today!
p2: Sesso!
Sesso by Testopesto December 16, 2021

cane sesso 

Italian translation for the common phrase 'dog sex'. This is useful for your Italian vocabulary and is a must have phrase for use in Italy and abroad. Also useful in job interviews and funerals. You really can't go wrong.
Interviewer: So what is something you can bring to this company?
Person: cane sesso.
Interviewer: Fuck, you're hired.
cane sesso by Cringe Comp June 22, 2017
Sessoms Nautical Gifts - Located in Sea Isle City, New Jersey. A whimsical store full of knick-knacks and mini sea-shells that look like trix brand cereal. A hot spot where geriatrics and rowdy teens can get together in peace. The aisles are overflowing with the crap they sell. Sessoms can never be destroyed because it is built with the power of love.... and really hardcore asbestos.
"Hey Megan and Greg, where should we get Joe's shotglass?"
"How 'bout SESSOMS NAUTICAL GIFTS? It's full of grand trinkets and miscellaneous potpourris!"
"Okee-Dokee!!! derp!"
Sessoms by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004
A large hoary miscreant who lkes to troll irc boards
Hey look at that guy stirring up shit in the channel!

Yeah he's totally a sessone
sessone by Ad-pop December 13, 2008
Italilan word for sex.
Italian: Posso fare sesso con te?
English: Can I have sex with you?
sesso by Minecraft1238 January 26, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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