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Sessoms Nautical Gifts - Located in Sea Isle City, New Jersey. A whimsical store full of knick-knacks and mini sea-shells that look like trix brand cereal. A hot spot where geriatrics and rowdy teens can get together in peace. The aisles are overflowing with the crap they sell. Sessoms can never be destroyed because it is built with the power of love.... and really hardcore asbestos.
"Hey Megan and Greg, where should we get Joe's shotglass?"
"How 'bout SESSOMS NAUTICAL GIFTS? It's full of grand trinkets and miscellaneous potpourris!"
"Okee-Dokee!!! derp!"
Sessoms by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004
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Summer Sessoms 

Summer Sessoms is a girl whois very generous and gives her friend all the answers in science. Summer Sessoms has a little sister named Hailey Sessoms who likes to have her friend spam her sister and other friend in a group chat. Overall good person. She especially loves her BEST friend in the W H O L E W O R L D, Gracie.
Gracie: I don't know what to do. You got the answers?
Summer: Yeah here they are
Gracie: Thanks. Summer Sessoms
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If your last name is Sessons, that means you are probably the best person that is known. If you are married to a Sessons, you are the luckiest Man or Women. A male Sessons is known for being very loving person, all the women will want him and seems to always have the biggest penis. Now if you are a female Sessons, you are the Prettiest woman known to man, very good and willing to do about anything in bed and most likely a squirter.
Hey you seen the dude, I forget his name but his last name is Sessons. He was the cutest person I ever seen. Plus I heard he is big if you know what I mean.
Sessons by The Love Doctors1 January 17, 2014

Destiny Sessom 

An angel fallen from heaven. The most perfect thing anyone has ever laid eyes on. Shes perfect. Shes going to break my heart.
Destiny Sessom. Your perfect
Destiny Sessom by Thenwordnigger October 11, 2020
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026