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Sessoms Nautical Gifts - Located in Sea Isle City, New Jersey. A whimsical store full of knick-knacks and mini sea-shells that look like trix brand cereal. A hot spot where geriatrics and rowdy teens can get together in peace. The aisles are overflowing with the crap they sell. Sessoms can never be destroyed because it is built with the power of love.... and really hardcore asbestos.
"Hey Megan and Greg, where should we get Joe's shotglass?"
"How 'bout SESSOMS NAUTICAL GIFTS? It's full of grand trinkets and miscellaneous potpourris!"
"Okee-Dokee!!! derp!"
Sessoms by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004
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Summer Sessoms 

Summer Sessoms is a girl whois very generous and gives her friend all the answers in science. Summer Sessoms has a little sister named Hailey Sessoms who likes to have her friend spam her sister and other friend in a group chat. Overall good person. She especially loves her BEST friend in the W H O L E W O R L D, Gracie.
Gracie: I don't know what to do. You got the answers?
Summer: Yeah here they are
Gracie: Thanks. Summer Sessoms
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If your last name is Sessons, that means you are probably the best person that is known. If you are married to a Sessons, you are the luckiest Man or Women. A male Sessons is known for being very loving person, all the women will want him and seems to always have the biggest penis. Now if you are a female Sessons, you are the Prettiest woman known to man, very good and willing to do about anything in bed and most likely a squirter.
Hey you seen the dude, I forget his name but his last name is Sessons. He was the cutest person I ever seen. Plus I heard he is big if you know what I mean.
Sessons by The Love Doctors1 January 17, 2014

Destiny Sessom 

An angel fallen from heaven. The most perfect thing anyone has ever laid eyes on. Shes perfect. Shes going to break my heart.
Destiny Sessom. Your perfect
Destiny Sessom by Thenwordnigger October 11, 2020