Secretist 

Someone who is so secret that they are willing to hide all evidence of them from even close friends.

“Hey you heard? Maddie hides her face all the time in photos she sends over.”

“Ya she’s a total Secretist.”

Secretist by Landonsss April 18, 2023

secretute 

Secretary that give sexual favors to her boss in exchange for money, gifts, promotions, etc. Hybride of 2 words: secretary and prostitute. Some prefer prostitary for that matter

I went up to his office and saw his secretute giving him a bj

secretute by mzu December 23, 2008

a miserable little pile of secrets 

A man. A male human being.

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

a miserable little pile of secrets by Dremark May 23, 2006

jac secrets 

A Facebook page created by an anonymous student from John Abbott College in Sainte Anne De Bellevue. Biggest leading cause of procrastination. Commented by trolls, butthurt kids, jac royalty and others. Lots of thirsty people.

"Man did you read jac secrets today? Some guy was thirsty."

jac secrets by pastorlode February 23, 2014

dragon secrets 

taking one's vehicle and throwing it into an out of control situation, letting the tires slide and squeal

He attempted to unleash dragon secrets, but ended up stuck on the side of the road.

dragon secrets by Trogdor!! November 29, 2006

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe

A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.

guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe by AxolAtlas February 11, 2021

Jonas Secrets 

A group of creepers on facebook who talk about the Jonas Brothers and make up different theories about the boys' life.

Dude I just joined this group Jonas Secrets. Did you know that Joe Jonas stuffs with socks?

Jonas Secrets by RUCreepin December 22, 2008