Secret blo

When a girl is giving you a blowjob (probably under the table) while you try to talk with someone who doesn't know what's happening down there

Damn bro, she gave me a epic secret blo at the bar yesterday

by The big dick boy December 11, 2018

Secret blondie.

When you dye your hair a darker (and usually duller) color, to make people think you are either smarter or not as wild as they thought (because everyone gets tired of blond jokes, and rude pigs)

Girl: "I'm busted."

Girl's best friend: "Busted how?"

Girl: "My boyfriend saw my dye fading, now he know I'm a secret blondie."

by Kayaluki!!!!!! October 17, 2009

secret blog

A blog or online journal (e.g. Xanga, MySpace...etc) that is kept without the knowledge of one's friends or family; many times the information is untrue to glorify one's life

Today on my secret blog, I'll be a lawyer.

by Flying Moosefeet October 31, 2007

blood brother's secret

A secret kept between two friends of any gender. The difference between a regular secret and a blood brother's secret is that a B.B.S is taken to the grave with both people.

Person 1: Hey, don't tell my girlfriend about what happened last night
Person 2: Sure thing, blood brother's secret.

by giraffe112 November 9, 2015

secretologists

A way to define those who are great at keeping secrets.

Annie and Nicole didn't want to spill any information the greatest secretologists we have ever known.

by Abnc2017 July 24, 2017

Secretelo

Boost services for original gangsters and cool kids owned by the godfather YoungGooby

Faggot: Yo where can I get an elo boost from
Cool kid: Secretelo dot net you dumb faggot
Cool kid 2: Thanks it worked

by secretelodotnet February 11, 2017

SecretsLocked

An owner of a powerful DDoS distributer “Project Hell”. It is owned and managed by a team of 3 individuals. The distributer contains of multiple DDoS API’s and many “spoofed dedicated servers” to attack a isp.

“Have you heard of SecretsLocked?”
“Yeah. Isn’t he an owner of that stress testing software Project Hell?”
“Yeah. I just heard they were taking down some bad websites by attacking them.”

by BootingCOMfollower January 20, 2021