Secret blo
When a girl is giving you a blowjob (probably under the table) while you try to talk with someone who doesn't know what's happening down there
Secret blo by The big dick boy December 11, 2018
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Secret blondie.
When you dye your hair a darker (and usually duller) color, to make people think you are either smarter or not as wild as they thought (because everyone gets tired of blond jokes, and rude pigs)
Girl: "I'm busted."
Girl's best friend: "Busted how?"
Girl: "My boyfriend saw my dye fading, now he know I'm a secret blondie."
Girl's best friend: "Busted how?"
Girl: "My boyfriend saw my dye fading, now he know I'm a secret blondie."
Secret blondie. by Kayaluki!!!!!! October 17, 2009
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secret blog
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blood brother's secret
A secret kept between two friends of any gender. The difference between a regular secret and a blood brother's secret is that a B.B.S is taken to the grave with both people.
Person 1: Hey, don't tell my girlfriend about what happened last night
Person 2: Sure thing, blood brother's secret.
Person 2: Sure thing, blood brother's secret.
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Secretelo
Faggot: Yo where can I get an elo boost from
Cool kid: Secretelo dot net you dumb faggot
Cool kid 2: Thanks it worked
Cool kid: Secretelo dot net you dumb faggot
Cool kid 2: Thanks it worked
Secretelo by secretelodotnet February 11, 2017
SecretsLocked
An owner of a powerful DDoS distributer “Project Hell”. It is owned and managed by a team of 3 individuals. The distributer contains of multiple DDoS API’s and many “spoofed dedicated servers” to attack a isp.
“Have you heard of SecretsLocked?”
“Yeah. Isn’t he an owner of that stress testing software Project Hell?”
“Yeah. I just heard they were taking down some bad websites by attacking them.”
“Yeah. Isn’t he an owner of that stress testing software Project Hell?”
“Yeah. I just heard they were taking down some bad websites by attacking them.”
SecretsLocked by BootingCOMfollower January 20, 2021
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