Secondlife 

A terrible online video game, where old men/women or very young men/women go to do things such as have sex or become stupid things, such as "Vampires" in the game.

40 year old virgin male: yo man im a vampire in secondlife!!1
11 year old virgin female: kool dude lets have sex
40 year old virgin male: ok!

Secondlife by C_blingy November 14, 2009

Second Life 

A game where desperate people with no lives or friends get to live out their dreams of social acceptance and sex.
The vast majority of Second Life players are unattractive and socially awkward.

With Second Life, nerds everywhere that are deprived of sex in their 1st life can have virtual sex in their Second Life. Woo!

Second Life by Kaptain Kangeroo April 30, 2009

Second Life 

A digital world where people without a first life mingle and be pathetic togethor in harmony.

"Timmy and I play Second Life and then we watch reruns of our middle school graduation while masturbating."

Second Life by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

Second Life 

A virtual world in which a desperately lonely person can adopt an alter ego and live out an utterly pointless existence every bit as mundane as their non-virtual life. The "noughties" version of Dungeons and Dragons but without the trolls and orcs. A baffling and ultimately sad indictment of how people interact today.

Having failed to get a "first" life I think I'll try and make friends in Second Life. (Crushing disappointment follows)

Second Life by zippy_uk October 12, 2006

Second Life 

An unstable, unsecured virtual real time chat platform/medium, that claims no responsibility for anything, brought to you by the creator of an internet video conferencing sofeware, which was later acquired by RealNetworks. Players are generally in their 20s or 40s'
Where one (as a predator or victim) can waste lots of real time and monies w/ delusions of reliving a bettered remembered "glory days" as any sex or creature or thing, killing time w/ desperate housewives, retirees, drunks, the mentally ill and different dregs of ppls on Government Assistance, validating their time playing by creating crap or on sexual conquests, while they avoid their real life (aka 1st life) waiting for their 3rd life (aka death).
Recent media attention, I.R.S., pedophilia, hacked accounts, constant kiddie scripted disruptions.

Second Life "Come for the hoes, stay for the lolz!"
Second Life "I hang on Second Life waiting for WOW to finish their maintenance."
Second Life "Where PS/coding skills make you are God!"
Second Life "The internet's' final frontier for your rents!"
Second Life "One word, lag!"

Second Life by pebo June 12, 2008

Second Life 

Second Life is a fun game to play. It's not a game you win. Instead, it's a game that simulates real life but cooler where you can teleport to different places like Butsu, northern lights dance club, and more. Teenagers and adults play second life. Mostly adults. Second life is for cool people and winners. You play it on a laptop. There are places to get free stuff. There's a place to go bowling. There's a sex beach. There's a place you see people dressed up in animal costumes. Linden is the currency of second life. There's a place where you can collect gems and turn them into Linden. Linden and money are exchangeable. You can buy Linden with money. You can sell Linden for money. You tip the DJs at the Northern lights. You can fly in second life. You can be a werewolf and then be a regular cool dude later on. And have your avatar wear sunglasses and drink soda. There are more places I been to but don't remember what it's called. I used to play second life as an adult. Not anymore. I don't have a laptop anymore. There are so many more places I didn't even see in second life.

I was dancing to cool music at northern lights. Second Life was awesome!

Second Life by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2021

Secondively 

In addition to a point made earlier.

"And secondively, I know you are the big marriage expert...Oh I'm sorry, I forgot...your wife is dead!" - Tobias Fünke

Secondively by Gob Bluth, Illusionist January 16, 2009