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Semented
Semented by WhyAreThereNoCoolNicknamesLeft April 1, 2010
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Secment • sement • sementary • Sementa • sementation • Semented • Sementika • seament • seamentastic • secrent
sement mixer
A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.
"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."
sement mixer by jFET January 19, 2014
feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016
Sementia
Shelly had such severe sementia, she had to rent out a storage unit just to store the jars of semen she stole from unsuspecting men.
Sementia by CockMaster 5000 September 13, 2014
johnny segment
johnny segment by Stephen Lee (Mighty Boosh Quote) April 27, 2006
External secant segment
An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay
External secant segment by external secant segment November 3, 2018
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