a mythological female that can be found late at night roaming around xbox live. she's sexy and she'll pwn you causing major damage to your male ego but it's all good because playing with smashleyy is a privilege. but don't get too attached for she'll vanish like houdini, never to be played with again (unless you stalk her).
Dude, I was playing with that smashleyy chick and then she just disappeared from the server.
The combination of the names Spencer and Ashley from the hit tv show South of Nowhere on The-N. It's an affectionate term used mostly by the people for the ship.
Spashley is the best thing on this show!
Ashley:I want you and I don't want to hurt you.
Spencer: I can take care of myself and with some left over to take care of you.
A combination of the words 'smashed' and 'Ashley'. What happens when your friendAshley has one too many shots. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, bouncing around, hugging everyone, high-fiving people for no apparent reason, laughing hysterically, and falling on the floor.
When someone gets a new job, and attends all the training but quits before the actual job starts. Usually occurs because that person is a stoner that cannot remember the code for a satsumi orange.
I ended up pulling a smashley the other day. I learned during my job training I would need to memorize the table numbers at the pizza joint. :(
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a souldigger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.