Seatiel

Seatiel is a very stunning, one of a kind woman. She is the girl of your dreams. Her love is so pure and her kindness is the kind that you will long for and cherish for the rest of your life. Her mind is brilliant and she will leave you speechless. You can bet that she is the smartest person in the room but she will never act like it. She is ambitious and driven. This is the kind of woman that you need in your life because once you meet her, you will never ever forget the way her presence made you feel. Don't take advantage of her and NEVER ever underestimate her because she knows her worth and she will walk out without looking back. She thrives on making everyone around her comfortable and happy. Her heart may be the prettiest thing about her.

"Have you met Seatiel?" "Oh yes, I love her aura and she is so amazing, she helped me with my problems yesterday!"

by rememberme4 November 21, 2021

lesbian seatbelt

When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.

Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.

by bigbootynoel March 15, 2020

Seatbelting

A derivative of fingering; the act of tickling a female ‘down there’, during which both parties face the same way, with the female recipient backed up against the front side of the ‘sender’; the senders working arm extends over the shoulder of the recipient, thus securing the recipient in place, resembling the appearance of a buckled seatbelt.

“Bro, did you see Ollie seatbelting Cadhla’s little sister at Ana’s last night? Was he playing counting stars in her ear through his phone?”
“Yeah so sick. Isn’t she like 17 though?”

by Olliemckenna1 June 18, 2021

Nerd Seatbelt

1. (noun) the buckling strap that connects the left- and right-shoulder straps on a backpack.

He strode confidently into class, purposefully unbuckling his nerd seatbelt with one hand.

by OUtlET December 29, 2005

The reverse seatbelt

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you tie her braids around your waist ... So when she pulls away it keeps her strapped in on your cock... Just for fun simulate an offroad ride.

Paul asks himself if hollys hair is long enough for the reverse seatbelt or is he just getting handlebars for this ride.

by Bigwhite83 May 26, 2010

Human Seatbelt

The act of stopping abruptly in a car and extending your right arm across the passanger's chest just to cop a cheap feel.

Jessie: "Jeff stopped so suddenly"
Claudia: "Yeah, he totally just gave me a human seatbelt"

by phrezur_burn March 27, 2009

Emo Seatbelt

Those colourful silicone "cause" bracelets that you wear on your wrist. They interrupt the Emo cutting ritual.

Emo 1: "Dude. I was totally going to cut my wrists today, but my Livestrong bracelet got in the way."

Emo 2: "Dude! It's because you were wearing your Emo Seatbelt!"

by Uncle Dal March 30, 2013