Definitions by phrezur_burn

Brothel Sprout

Noun: Children that are born in whore houses.

Ryan went out of town on a "business trip" for the weekend, 9 months later he came back with a Brothel Sprout.

Brothel Sprout by phrezur_burn December 14, 2011

Jew Locks 

A.K.A. a Payot. A Hebrew word for curly sidelocks. Means against shaving the corners of one's head.

Jeff: "Whats with the curly sideburns?"
Royce: "What? My Jew Locks? They are my fashion statement"

Jew Locks by phrezur_burn January 21, 2010

Human Seatbelt 

The act of stopping abruptly in a car and extending your right arm across the passanger's chest just to cop a cheap feel.

Jessie: "Jeff stopped so suddenly"
Claudia: "Yeah, he totally just gave me a human seatbelt"

Human Seatbelt by phrezur_burn March 27, 2009