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SeanPaul 

A person whose mind is more than the average persons mind. A person who sees things differently than others. A person that tries not to make assumptions , and tries to solve problems that deals with conflict between others. Some may even say a small percentage of people with this name are in the next Gekyume of thinking. (This description of the name does not apply to everyone with the name.)
Hey SeanPaul, what’s up?!
SeanPaul by SPthePRO March 4, 2019
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Sean Paul Syndrome 

A condition in which a person speaks unintelligibly, and often times having no idea what the fuck he's talking about himself. Coined from the music artist Sean Paul, the creator and original host of this condition. There's only two ways to cure SPS:

1. Beating the person on the head until they speak English.
2. Brain surgery.
Symptoms of Sean Paul Syndrome may include:

1. Incoherent speech
2. Inability to know what you're talking about
3. Saying UH-OH! a lot
4. General annoyingness
can any1 understand what the fuck he is saying?
i can understand him about as well as i can understand Swahili.
Sean Paul by Luka October 6, 2003

Sean Paul Dictionary 

a dictionary used used for understanding what sean paul is saying
"can't pon it long no eat no yam no steam fish nor no green banana"
me:what the fuck is this guy saying?? better look at sean paul dictionary."
Sean Paul Dictionary by coolbhaumik1 September 27, 2009
1. Expression used when you can't hear what the fuck anyone is saying
1. Quit chuckin a Sean Paul on me and talk slower, bitch!
Sean Paul is a poor excuse for a reggae music artist, which is unfortunate because reggae music is very good. If mtv ate all the wonderful musical elements of Jamaica and then crapped, the turd would be Sean Paul.
Informed: Do you want to listen to some reggae?

Uninformed: (excitedly) Like Sean Paul?

Informed: I did not ask you if you wanted to get punched in the face.
Sean Paul by therealgavo January 8, 2009
One of the worst reggaeton artists ever.
Gangsta: Yo wat up im listenin to sean paul bitchiz!
Me: Listen to real music
Gangsta: Suck my dick!
Me: Your mom already did.
Sean Paul by Liberal Girl May 25, 2009
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